THE chaos at Gatwick airport may be some kind of forewarning, according to people who reckon the looming no-deal Brexit will not be ‘a doddle’.
Millions of Britons said the ease with which the UK’s second largest airport was completely fucked by some arsehole was an allegory so massive it may as well be a planet.
Tom Logan, from Hatfield, said: “I would not be surprised if the drone is operated by a militant remainer – or actually Jean-Claude Juncker – in order to show us just how fucked things are going to get.
“If we crash out it will be as if every airport in the country – and loads of other things too – are being dicked about with by some drone-operating japester.
Logan added: “It’s like we’re experiencing a form time travel. It’s actually quite exciting.”