A VILE, grasping couple have done post-budget calculations to work out exactly how much more money they will get.
Whereas most people find the budget too complicated to worry much about, project manager Tom Logan and his awful partner Emma Bradford used an online calculator to figure out the precise sum, which took them half an hour.
Logan said: “Could be better, could be worse, but the important thing is that it’s more money. It could pay for our flights to an aspirational destination in Southern France, if we book well in advance which we always do because we are almost uncannily organised.”
Bradford said: “I might spend it on an apron with rabbits on it from Cath Kidston.
“Interesting to see them raising inheritance tax. My ageing father is worth £1.14 million if you count his house.
“It would be a shame if he had a little accident.”