THE UK’s housing boom could collapse as people realise what a nightmare moving is, it has been claimed.
The property boom, which is pulling Britain out of recession, has seen thousands swear to never again dismantle furniture, pack crates or spend hours on hold to broadband providers.
Tom Logan of Oxford, who recently moved from a house to a slightly larger house, said: “When I see a homeless person, I think ‘lucky bastard.’
He only has to live in a box. Ive got a spare room full of them, and no matter how many I open I still cant find the toaster.
Helen Archer of Harrogate agreed: I have moved into the former house of evil shits who have taken all the curtains and ripped out all the light fittings
“But even though I hate this place I am never moving again. This is the house I will die in.
Economist Dr Mary Fisher said: The housing boom has been jointly fuelled by the Help to Buy scheme and the collapse of smartphone sales, which has turned all the cocky twats back into estate agents.
Putting all your things into boxes is a right pain in the arse though, and even if you pay someone else to do it they break all your best stuff.
Meanwhile the nation’s landlords have vowed to keep the rental market active by arbitrarily kicking tenants out and keeping their deposits.