A HUNGOVER office worker is this morning hoping that wearing headphones will somehow make him invisible.
Tom Booker from Liverpool said: “If I can just get to my desk without making eye contact with anyone then I can use the headphones like an invisibility cloak.
“All they’ll see is an eerily floating pair of headphones as I merge chameleon-like into my environment.”
Meanwhile one of Paul’s co-workers said: “Not only are we perfectly able to see him, we can hear him groaning every couple of minutes.
“And he smells.”
Booker added: “I really want to go to the toilet but then I’d have to take off these headphones, which would make me visible again.
“Maybe I’ll just urinate in this bin, because I’m totally transparent people will just assume it’s a poltergeist.”