Man who chose brother as best man told to try harder

A MAN who has chosen his brother as best man for his upcoming wedding has been told to go back and make a proper decision. 

Joseph Turner, who picked older brother Jason as his best man, has been advised by his actual friends that this kind of lazy bullshit will not be tolerated by any of them.

Close friend Stephen Malley said: “‘Oh, he’s my best friend!’ No he’s not. He’s your brother.

“That’s why we have different words for them. ‘He’s always been there for me!’ Of course he has, he’s your fucking brother. You lived under the same roof. He had no choice.

“I don’t care if it’s me. Pick Rob, pick Jon, pick that knobhead from university, but come on. Brother as best man is the factory default setting.

“I mean, what next? Is the stag night going to be ‘a nice meal’?”

Brother Jason Turner said: “This is so tragic. I thought Joe had mates.”