A MAN who asks people to correct him if he was wrong does not in fact wish to be corrected, it has emerged.
Nathan Muir recently declared that wi-fi signals caused a range of serious illnesses, and invited people to correct him if he was mistaken.
However upon being told that wi-fi caused nothing except faster-loading websites, Muir became angry.
Muir responded: “Correct me if I’m wrong, but wi-fi is basically tiny lasers shot directly into our brains.
“The only safe internet is dial-up and people who deny it, correct me if I’m wrong, are paid by the government to spread lies.
“You also shouldn’t have a microwave, because it makes the iron in your blood radioactive. Correct me if I’m wrong.”
Muir’s workmate Donna Sheridan said: “I tried to tell Nathan he was wrong and he lost his temper and said I was a munter. He added that nobody asked for my opinion.”
Muir said: “In the future I’ll just begin every sentence with the words ‘Do not attempt to correct me, because I am right’.”