A MAN who voted to leave the EU because it is corrupt believes an unfeasibly large number of people and institutions are dishonest.
Sales executive Stephen Malley’s anti-EU views are somewhat undermined by his belief that everything from supermarkets to charity collecting is basically a criminal scam.
Malley said: “Everyone knows the EU is corrupt. I can’t give you any specific examples but they’re bound to be crooks because they’re old and foreign like the mafia.
“It’s not surprising because everything’s corrupt these days. You’re not telling me charity collectors actually give the money to cancer children when they can just keep it themselves.
“Even the shops are at it. When you buy a TV it costs £300, but it’s only worth 50p because it’s been made cheaply in China. I’ve noticed the EU manages to keep that little scam quiet.”
Friend Nikki Hollis said: “I’d always assumed Steve was right about EU corruption, but recently he said the council gives attractive women extra wheelie bin collections in return for sexual favours.
“Also I think it’s more likely Nigel Farage stepped down because he is a time-wasting twat, not because the EU threatened to have him ‘whacked’.”