Memorial Sex Woman Pushing Britain Toward Littlejohn State Of Mind

THE war memorial sex woman and her verminous consort are in danger of making sane people think like Daily Mail columnists, it emerged last night.

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Last Night's TV, With Parker From Thunderbirds

Hi don’t mind tellin’ you hit hain’t heasy gettin’ the night awf, but Lady Penelope bein’ the gracious woman what she is says to me: “If you really must slob around in your ghastly track suit bottoms watching the television then be my guest, Parker. But I insist you switch it awf by 11.30, and don’t forget to leave the back door open so Raul the gardener can get in.”  Hevery night this Raul bloke comes in hand they ‘ave a long meeting where I Raul recommends some new  shrubs for the garden and then M’Lady hagrees with ‘im at the top of ‘er voice for a couple of ‘ours. All very hamicable.

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