Newborn crying because he's got such terrible parents

A NEWBORN baby boy is bawling at the top of his lungs because he has been birthed to awful parents, it has emerged.

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Five bullshit reasons your cask ale costs that f**king much

ORDERED a cask ale only to be charged a preposterous sum of money? These are the ridiculous made-up reasons why: 

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