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'Order your bank to agree to two per cent': Trump's advice to first-time buyers in the UK

BRITISH mortgage rates are shooting up like a Patriot missile because of war in Iran. So Donald Trump, always focused on the bottom line and the little guy, has advice: 

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New Scotland kit reflects national tradition of twee indie music

SCOTLAND’S new away kit represents the country’s tradition of producing sensitive indie music for delicate manchildren, the SFA has confirmed. 

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