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Riots either caused by society or violent, thieving dickheads, say experts

ANALYSIS of the last fortnight’s riots have revealed them to be caused either by deep societal issues or a handful of dickheads up for a ruck and a loot. 

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Next Banksy will be a well edgy zebra

THE next mural by Banksy will be a zebra on the side of a CEX that will really make you think, the artist has confirmed.

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