Spending time together will kill a relationship

SPENDING time with your partner is fatal for a relationship, experts have warned.

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The Daily Mash Guide to Wooing

IT’S  time to practise the ancient art of wooing, even if you are in a relationship which normally requires no effort whatsoever.

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