THAT utter wanker from school is now living in Dubai, it has been confirmed.
The rugby-obsessed dickhead, who is called Mike or something, either works for a bank or has some sort of business designing swimming pools.
He is married to that other arsehole from school who is called Susan or Louise, and they live in some sort of luxury gated compound with massive guard dogs to ensure the slaves are kept out unless they’re doing some gruelling manual work.
Mike or whatever said: “I am loving it. The expat community here is full of people we really get along with. I call them ‘quality people’.
“We’ve got a sort of split-level flat type thing and I’ve got my own walk-in wardrobe that is entirely full of Ralph Lauren and Hackett shirts.”
He described all the sports activities he does, which include jet skiing and something called ‘parascending’.
Probably-Mike added: “It’s amazing here. People are so rich.
“We won’t stay forever though, we’ll be coming back so that I can start a Range Rover dealership and my wife can open a loss-making dog pedicure clinic that I patronisingly refer to as ‘something to keep her out of trouble’.”