LONDONS Shard building has grown two new floors without anyone having worked on it.Almost like a rigid tentacle
It began the Christmas break as a 87-storey skyscraper and, without human intervention, mysteriously ended it with 89 storeys and a subterranean restaurant.
Building manager Norman Steele said: The two new floors have desks extruded from the floor composed of an unidentifiable element which may cause mutation, so were using them as call centres.
Apart from the carpet which sort of sticks to your feet, almost as if its biting them with millions of tiny glass teeth, it all seems fine.
The Mayor of London said: There is some concern about the way staff now enter and leave in rigid formation, communicating by only pheromones, and Transport for London would like to know which lines the newly-created self-labelled SHARD UNTER GRUND station will connect to.
But ultimately who cares if aliens are using our city as an incubation chamber if businesses get free real estate?
Whatever happens, it cant destroy more than the hedge fund on the 15th floor already has.