BRITAIN’S school pupils are allowing Chinese children to beat them in every academic subject in order to ensure a harmonious future workplace.
Schools, pupils and parents have agreed that industrial relations in the 21st Century will be better served if there is a marked difference in educational attainment between the upper and lower levels of the corporate workforce.
A-level student Emma Bradford said: “In 10 years’ time I do not want my Chinese boss to feel threatened by my intellect.
“If he knows that I know my place then I stand a much better chance of getting at least two weeks annual holiday, including Christmas Day.
“So if you don’t mind, I’ll just sit here and stagnate.”