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Universities praised for mediocrity

BRITAIN’S universities are adapting to the half-arsedness of the country, it has been claimed.

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Guest blog: Daniel Craig

Like bottled lager, I’m ice-cool, suave and sexy. But don’t let appearances deceive: I owe everything to a technique I refer to as “the secret bender”.

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