A DOG has politely asked to be given the receipt for an underwhelming gift.
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'Where's the receipt?' asks dog
'I was watching that, wanker': Childish arguments to have with your adult sibling this Christmas
JUST because you’re both in your 30s doesn’t mean your brother or sister has ceased to be a twat, or that you should not come to blows about the following trivialities:
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