Woman talking to baby really talking to baby’s mum
A WOMAN is addressing a baby with questions that can only be answered by the baby’s mother.
Mary Fisher has asked six-month-old Tom Logan if he has been to the park, if he went on the swings and if he had a lovely time even though he is manifestly incapable of replying.
Mother Kate Logan said: “I had to answer. Obviously. But even though I explained that he can’t go on the swings because he’s not yet able to support his neck, in quite an adult manner, she carried on talking to him.
“In her baby voice, she said, ‘I bet you’re tired now aren’t you, little cutie? And are you on your way home?’ before once again waiting for me to reply.
“I mean I’m at home with him all day. I wouldn’t mind a bit of adult conversation. But instead we go through this rigmarole.
“I might learn to throw my voice, then I can use him like a ventriloquist’s dummy and talk to her directly. That’ll sh*t her up.”