A WOMAN who does not currently have angry, weird arguments with strangers is thinking about joining Twitter.
Emma Bradford confirmed her new found interest in a social media account after realising her life could really do with ‘a load more bullshit in it’.
Bradford said: “At the minute, I tend to spend my time talking with friends, or maybe cooking or doing yoga.
“But whilst I’m doing all that boring, ‘normal’ stuff, I could actually be arguing with a bot in the deep south of America about whether or not Donald Trump is fit for political office.
“He obviously isn’t but all my friends agree with that so who can I argue with about it?”
“Even old Frank, the security guard at work who once told me he voted UKIP, thinks he’s a fucking idiot.”
“Old Frank did stress that he only voted for UKIP because he’d ‘accidentally’ got hooked on inhaling nail polish remover around about the same time.”