Woman who ‘doesn’t want to butt in’ manages to

A WOMAN who ‘really doesn’t want to get involved’ in someone else’s argument has managed to find a way of doing so.

Emma Bradford who feels ‘put in the middle’ of a conflict between her mother and sister, does not wish to be involved, despite having spoken to each of them about the issue on five separate occasions in the last 24 hours.

She said: “Honestly it’s none of my business that my mum is furious about being left out of Susie’s 30th. I told Susie it’s between the two of them to work out, but I did add that mum was overreacting – just to reassure her.

“And how was I supposed to know that Susie hadn’t told mum the reason she wasn’t invited was because of how embarrassing Susie thought she was at Christmas?

“They’re just going to have to work this one out for themselves. I’m not saying anything else. Unless someone asks what I think, in which case I would be guilty of negligence.

“Oh hang on, that’s Susie calling again, I’d better get that.”