A MAN has given workmates a glimpse of his wild side by discussing a tattoo that he will never get.
Tom Booker divulged during a team lunch that he is agonising over whether to mark his body with Bob Dylan lyrics or a line from a poem he studied for his GCSEs, although he will never do either.
He also discussed plans to travel through South America, learn the drums and watch the film Synecdoche, New York.
Colleague Nikki Hollis said: “I’d always thought Tom was a bit of a dick because he sends emails about recycling, but I realise now that’s a ruse to conceal his bad-boy spirit and rich, nuanced character.
“I might try to hit that on our work night out next week.”
Teammate and grandfather-of-two Roy Hobbs, 54, also attended the lunch but did not disclose that he is undergoing laser treatment to remove a tattoo of the band Twisted Sister that covers his entire back.