Society

THE snooze button on a man's phone allows him to repeat the most torturous part of the day again and again, it has emerged.

A MAN who unknowingly used his partner's mango and passion fruit shower gel is utterly disgusted at how delightful he smells.

FATHERS have called for birthday cards that stereotype them as lazy, useless drunks to be classified as hate speech.

MANY activities you do now would have made you a social pariah in your parents’ day, especially in middle-age. So cherish your freedom to do these pretty mundane things.

A DONCASTER man who got a part-time job in a garage through his father’s friend Kevin has been labelled a ‘nepo baby’.

A MUM has become highly suspicious after receiving a correctly spelled and grammatically accurate email from her child’s nursery.

YOU’RE nostalgic for MacGyver and Eurythmics, so when Gen Z reminisces about The Hunger Games and The X Factor, it makes you feel like a wizened elder. Here’s what they’re looking back on.

A CONTRARIAN bigot is predictably asking why there is a Black Friday but no White Friday.

A WOMAN has demanded the traffic warden writing her a parking ticket explain why he thinks it is okay to treat her like this.

A YOUNG cow has been excited to learn she will one day become a trench coat worn by a goth, it has emerged.