Society

DID you know that Napoleon wrote the very first tweet? You do now. Here are some other made-up facts that will change your perspective on the past.

THE end-of-tenancy inspection has determined that you left the property in unacceptable condition. We identified the following problem areas requiring urgent renumeration.

RISHI Sunak has asserted that despite 'woke' claims, there are just two genders – Southern men and Southern women.

CHILDREN named after characters from Game of Thrones are now old enough to be in secondary school, their teachers have confirmed.

THERE are virtually no men who are five feet and eleven inches tall, research has discovered.

FORMER biscuit manufacturer Lotus Biscoff has finally got around to launching a line of Lotus Biscoff-flavoured sexual lubricants.

SHOPPING at Waitrose is like getting tenderly robbed by a kindly middle-aged lady, the public has agreed.

ATTRACTIVE city dwellers are heading to the country for the weekend to show rural Tinder users what they are missing.

A MAN feels it was necessary for him to ding the ‘stop’ bell on a bus despite the driver neither needing him to nor appreciating it.

KEIR Starmer is stoking class war by threatening to make private schools pay VAT, the ungrateful peasant. Here is a short list of what those with Latin A-level have done for us.