UK most at risk from sexy women, says GCHQ


BRITAIN’S surveillance agency has revealed plans to gather more data on naturally buxom females.

After it emerged that GCHQ had been harvesting explicit webcam images, the agency revealed terrorists are most likely to have non-surgically augmented DD or EE breasts and low inhibitions.

A spokesman said: “The idea of bearded, male terror cell members is a stereotype perpetuated by anti-democracy factions.

“It is sexy curvaceous girls with an anything-goes mentality that we need to keep a close eye on. They are definitely plotting something big.

“We must scrutinise them constantly, if that means paying for subscriptions to certain sites and building a direct rapport with targets like Gwen from Newport who I’m fairly sure really likes me.”