ISRAEL has confirmed it took the idea of hiring Islam-hating biker gang the Infidels to run Gaza food aid from the Rolling Stones gig that ended the 60s.
Members of the Infidels Motorcycle Club, who use the Crusader cross as their symbol and openly discuss shooting Muslims, were hired in tribute to when the Rolling Stones hired the Hells Angels as security for a free gig and somebody died.
Bejamin Netanyahu said: “As an old-school rock guy I always preferred Altamont to Woodstock. More of an edge, you know?
“So when we needed security for this aid we’ve having to give out, I was brainstorming situations where the guards were actively, murderously hostile to the people they’re supposedly protecting. Then I had it: biker gangs.
“As luck would have it, there’s a particular one obsessed with Islam and the Crusades whose leader was thrown out of the army for corruption and who have great criminal records, so I called them up and shipped them over.
“The Hells Angels were paid in beer, but the world’s moved on and bikers are so much more modern and sophisticated so we’re paying cash and crystal meth. You should see their warning shots.
“I’m hoping they too will end a time remembered as happy and golden and usher in a new dark era. And if you don’t think before this was happy and golden, wait until the dark era.”
