Woman who finishes friends’ sentences on f**king thin ice

A WOMAN who finishes the ends of her friends’ sentences is on fucking thin ice, it has been confirmed.

Emma Bradford compulsively talks along with the final few words each time her conversational partner is speaking, and they have warned that it is doing their heads in.

Bradford’s friend Nikki Hollis said: “Imagine starting every sentence knowing that you’re going to be pissed off by the end of it.

“Sometimes I’ll start talking in a stream of consciousness just to watch her struggle.”

According to experts, the urge to show someone you can guess what they are going to say is strongly linked to being dreadful.

Bradford said: “I like my friends but the stuff they talk about is so predictable. Sometimes I wish they’d talk about some drama I didn’t know about.”