Boss makes tea for first time this millennium

A BOSS has made the tea for the first time this millennium, his office has confirmed. 

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How to be a knobhead about wearing earbuds

THINK wireless earbuds make you look cool? Only until one falls out into your skinny macchiato. Here’s how to be even more of a twat about them.

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