A WOMAN who is meant to be working confirmed she has spent the time wondering why cats are mean to each other.
Emma Bradford admitted she often spends entire mornings at her desk pondering cat behaviour because it is much more interesting than insurance claims.
Ignoring her ringing office phone, Bradford said: “I just don’t know why they’re not nicer to each other. They have every reason to be. They’re all cats, after all.
“I’ve got two cats and just last night they were just sitting there, by the radiator, and one of them just turned around and hit the other one for nothing.”
“And the other one just took it and didn’t fight back or anything. Then they both just went back to sitting by the radiator like nothing had happened.”
“They really are strange,” added Bradford whilst checking Facebook on her phone, under her desk.