THE home secretary has explained that a migrant hurricane is very similar to a classic Sharknado but even more deadly.
Suella Braverman told the Conservative Party Conference that millions of rapacious migrants, each capable of stripping an ordinary British taxpayer to the bone in seconds, are being carried to the UK by strong winds.
She said: “The hurricane – caused by not burning enough fossil fuel – sweeps low over countries of undesirables, picking up tens of thousands. Then it heads here.
“Hurricanes of migrants, their outward surfaces just a sea of grasping hands, will hit the Home Counties taking everything they touch, from houses to jewellery to medical care, leaving behind nothing but bare, blighted earth.
“It will be identical to the Sharknados familiar from television, but instead of innocent, loveable sharks these are weather events packed with the worst scum of the earth: foreigners.
“Do you want to walk down the street and find the sandwich snatched from your hands, the shirt from your back, your shoes and phone and wallet and car keys all grabbed by a hurricane with hands? No? Then vote Conservative.”
Attendee Martin Bishop said: “Finally, a politician who’s not afraid to tell the truth.”