Subscribe

60-day masturbation ban to boost economy

THE government is considering imposing a 60-day masturbation ban across the UK to encourage everyone to spend money instead. 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

How to turn into a bit of a twat, by Paul McCartney

PAUL McCartney has a new album out, so expect to see a lot more of him. Here the former Beatle explains how to get more annoying over the years. 

Checking article access…

Next story ›