Sunday, 25th October 2020

Man who claims to hate unelected bureaucrats loving Dominic Cummings

A MAN who wanted the UK to be rid of unelected decision-makers is into everything that Boris Johnson’s advisor says and does.

Roy Hobbs, who has spent three-and-a-half years droning on about ‘taking back control’, is thrilled that an odd little goblin who no one voted for is now in charge of the country.

Hobbs said: “I don’t know who he is or where he’s come from, but the press make him seem really important and Boris likes him so he must be a wicked bloke.

“I know he never stood for election, and therefore it might sound hypocritical to want him to make big decisions just because I agree with his loopy right-wing nonsense.

“But Brexit’s done now and I’m bored of my democratic rights. Also it’s funny that he wears a bobble hat inside Downing Street. What a legend.”

Hobbs added: “When I said I didn’t want ‘unelected bureaucrats’ in charge what I actually meant was ‘foreigners’.”