ONE thousand of the UK’s leading love cheats have urged Britain to vote Tory in a letter to Take a Break.
The legion of adulterers said Labour would increase the price of cheap hotel rooms that you are only going to be using for a couple of hours on a midweek afternoon.
Wayne Hayes, from Doncaster, said: “My fellow fanny rats and I have boosted this country’s economy with millions of pounds worth of cheap champagne and condoms.
“We are a vital, permanently rutting cog that just wants to seduce your wife or girlfriend. Don’t let Labour wreck it.”
Meanwhile, Take A Break said it would investigate claims that many of the names on the letter were either happily married, dole fraud aliases or pseudonyms used to dupe women in nightclubs.
The intervention is the latest from special interest groups. Last week 500 leading motorhome owners wrote to Camping & Caravanning claiming only the Tories would provide more chemical toilet dumps on the A44.