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Andy Burnham is the Northern Christ

ANDY Burnham is now the North’s Jesus and will be betrayed at a potato-pie supper before crucifixion on a bleak rainswept hill in Oldham. 

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Backs just hurt, thirtysomethings told

BACKS just hurt, people in their 30s have been told.

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