Saturday, 24th October 2020

Apologies, we misvoted, says Britain

THE UK has apologised for the prime minister for the momentary error it made in the polling booth last December which it will rectify as soon as possible. 

The electorate admitted that it had become a little bit confused, that it was all very complicated, and that it was very sorry for getting it so badly wrong when the consequences were so serious.

Nathan Muir of Bolton said: “Very sorry, Boris, but we made a mistake. We’ll correct it as soon as possible.

“In our defence it was all pretty bewildering, there was very little clarity or transparency, perhaps we hadn’t paid as much attention as we should have and when the pressure was on, we messed up.

“It won’t happen again. And that’s a promise.”