CEREAL boxes are to run a competition to finish the sentence ‘Brexit means…what?’, it has emerged.
All major cereal companies will run the government-backed contest, with the prize being a job as the UK’s ambassador to the EU.
A government spokesman said: “This competition is open to patriots of all ages, although winners under 12 will have to be accompanied to work by a parent.
“Get as creative as you like, as far as we’re concerned the answer could be anything. You could submit a detailed 48-page document outlining fiscal policy, or just a nice picture of a lion.
“We will also be giving bonus points for anyone who can finish the sentence, ‘You get Boris Johnson to shut the fuck up by…’”
He added: “This is a serious thing so don’t just go writing ‘massive ballbags’ or something, you’d just be wasting everyone’s time.”
Four-year-old Mary Fisher said: “I think Brexit is a type of dinosaur. Not a cool one though. One of those rubbish fat ones that eats leaves.”