JEREMY Corbyn faced fresh humiliation yesterday after 35 MPs had a different lunch to him.
Despite clearly indicating he fancied the pasta bake, a core of poultryite MPs defied him and got the chicken in breadcrumbs instead.
Backbencher Nikki Hollis said: “Jeremy tried to laugh it off, asking why they were eating that imperialist Kentucky fried muck, but you could tell deep down he was furious.
“He ended up hardly touching his lunch, he just played with bits of aubergine until they formed the shape of Keir Hardie’s face.”
She added: “It was simpler in the Blairite days, you’d just order the most expensive thing on the menu and say you were ‘aspirational’.”
The rift looks set to widen on Monday as the canteen is closed for maintenance, offering Labour members a free vote on what to have for lunch.
Corbyn is planning to bring in some sandwiches from home.