IAIN Duncan Smith has promised more welfare cuts while concealing his groin behind a wooden podium.
Duncan Smith gave a speech pledging to press on with welfare reforms while positioned very close to the stand because he was fully engorged.
Onlooker Mary Fisher said: “When he left the stage his assistants picked the podium up and moved it with him so the audience couldn’t see what was happening below his belt line.
“He is such a creepy man.
“Besides being an obvious sadist Iain doesn’t look like a real person, but a film actor playing an unhealthy and morally vacant politician, the sort who helps the baddies until they decide he’s an idiot and shoot him.”
