NIGEL Farage is still out there, talking a lot of shit, Britain has been reminded.
Experts confirmed he was still travelling the country, spouting garbage like an utter fool.
Political analyst Julian Cook said: “I think it was something about how the EU makes British cows much smaller. So leaving the EU means we’ll have bigger cows, as well as really big sheep and ‘chickens the size of pigs’.
“Meanwhile, all the animals we don’t like will become much smaller. Tiny little seagulls and titchy wasps that are terrified of picnics.
“So basically, yeah, that sort of shit. As you were.”