THE UK has agreed that the fucking meerkat from those bollocks website adverts would do a better job of Brexit than Theresa May.
The meerkat, which is shit and everybody hates, has at least proven adept at getting you £20 off your car insurance and two-for-one Tuesday films so is head-and-shoulders ahead of the current incumbent.
Joe Turner of Braintree said: “I loathe that meerkat. I mute the telly when it’s on. But if it’s the meerkat or May, then no contest.
“It’s crap, it appeals to dickheads exclusively, you’re meant to have been paying attention to its ongoing saga but you haven’t and it’s insulting to Eastern Europeans. It’s basically May Plus.
“It’d go into a meeting with Juncker, say something like ‘Northern Ireland stays in the customs unions! Fuck the DUP! Simples!’ and the deal would at least be bloody done.
“Shit, the GoCompare opera twat would do a better job and all he does is sing the same thing over and over to everyone’s massive irritation. That’s May with singing.”
Aleksandr Orlov said: “Second referendum. Simples.”