LABOUR leader Ed Miliband has claimed to have done it with a girl.
The unsolicited admission followed allegations of sexual behaviour by left-wing alpha males Tony Blair and Bill Clinton.
Miliband said: “I’m too much of a gentleman to reveal her name, but I will tell you that she was ideologically committed to solving issues of unequal wealth distribution.
“We met when I was 24 and attending a summer camp for social democratic teenagers in Sweden. I could pass for 18 at the time, I was a late developer.
Inflamed by late-night discussion of a pan-European carbon emissions trading scheme, we took ourselves into the woods and made love. It was like an erotic scene in a film.
“Afterwards I couldn’t find one of my socks.”
Miliband said he didnt take any photographs or contact details for his Nordic lover out of respect for her privacy, but it definitely happened.
The Prime Minister replied: “So what? My wife’s dad’s a Viscount. Beat that.”