I’m not nasty, I’m just shit at this, insists Leadsom

ANDREA Leadsom has apologised for her controversial ‘motherhood’ comments, insisting she just has incredibly poor judgement and no empathy for other people.

The Tory leadership candidate stressed that although she was quoted accurately by the media, it was only because she does not have the faintest idea what she is doing.

She added: “I am obviously terrible at every aspect of this.

“But I do believe I can unite a fractured country by speaking out against gay marriage, helping rich people to kill more foxes and ensuring my friends in the City can continue to do whatever they want.

“And I can do all of this in a way which will come across as really mean, but is actually just stupid and unprofessional

“Vote for me.”