Social media ‘distorts truth’ says man who used bus covered in lies

SOCIAL media ‘distorts’ the truth, according to a man who duped millions of people with a big red bus covered in deliberate lies.

Michael Gove attacked users of Facebook and Twitter for ‘corrupting and distorting’ facts and did so with a straight face, it was confirmed.

Eyewitness Tom Logan said: “I just stood there watching him thinking, ‘is he out of his mind?’.

“Is he a bit like Gollum, with one half of his personality convincing the other half that he’s telling the truth?

“He does look a bit like Gollum, but I don’t think that’s it.

“I think he’s just a devious little shit.”