NIGEL Farage has resigned from UKIP while demanding recognition for creating a party of incompetent racists.
Farage insisted a knighthood would be a fitting reward for fooling the nation into believing he spearheaded a powerful political force when it was just him all along.
He added: “One guy – one guy and you thought I was an army millions strong. Look at what happened when I left. They didn’t have a single person who could even pretend not to be a nutter.
“Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn have got actual political parties and look how they’re fucking it up. I had nothing. Me and a load of freaks, and I won Brexit.
“Was Hitler bad? Yes. Was he a military genius who conquered the whole of Europe and could have held it if he hadn’t overreached?
“Also yes. I just want the respect I’m owed.”