UKIP is now so pathologically fucked up it has become Britain’s natural party of government, experts have confirmed.
With the party’s MEPs punching each other very hard in the face just 48 hours after the leader resigned after being in the job for a full 18 days, leading academics insisted UKIP and Britain were now so well matched they could finish each other’s sentences.
Professor Henry Brubaker, from the Institute for Studies, said: “A violent, divided, dysfunctional, flailing mess, that doesn’t have the faintest clue as to what it’s going to do next.
“And UKIP’s also having a spot of bother.”
He added: “There are a great many people in Britain who genuinely believe in sorting things out with a proper fight – that results in hospitalisation – before continuing to conduct their lives in a way that can only be described as ‘ill-judged’.
“If politics is about understanding and reflecting the values of a country then Britain truly has found its soulmate.”