Voters ‘treated like children’ because they basically are, say experts

POLITICIANS treat voters like children because they act like children, experts have confirmed.

Professor Henry Brubaker, from the Institute for Studies, said: “You want lots of nice things, but you don’t want to pay for them.

“You believe stories about the EU ‘banning bent cucumbers and straight bananas’. You get your opinions from newspapers that are, essentially, comics.

“And you like Boris Johnson.

“That’s why the Brexit campaign offers you unlimited toys and the Remain campaign tells you there’s an insane clown under your bed.”

He added: “It’s genuinely amazing that you’re allowed to vote in the first place. I’d disenfranchise all of you without a moment’s hesitation.”