THE public has confirmed it is content to watch an impaled Boris Johnson wriggle like a worm on a hook for a while before being finished off.
Yesterday’s no confidence vote was widely regarded to be the worst possible outcome for the Conservatives but the best possible outcome for aggrieved Britons keen to see the bastard sweat.
Sue Traherne of Ludlow said: “Fatally wounded? Gutshot? Dragging himself, bleeding, into a hiding place to escape the hunters? My summer just got made.
“It’ll be very different from summer two years ago, under lockdown, not seeing anyone, not having drinks parties in the f**king garden, but my enjoyment is closely related. The one justifies the other.
“I hope he thrashes and screams and does as much damage to the party as possible in his final throes. And you know what? I really think he will.”
Ryan Whittaker agreed: “The great thing about a duplicitous narcissist getting cornered is that he’ll do anything necessary, no matter how hilariously kamikaze, to survive. Even though you know he won’t!
“There’s time enough to schedule the arse-kicking of Boris Johnson out of Downing Street as the BBC’s big Christmas Day evening show. Imagine the ratings.”
