A NEW YouGov poll shows that not only will millions of idiots continue to vote Conservative at the next election, the party could win up to 169 seats.
The poll surveyed 14,000 people and broke results down by constituency to discover that, scarcely believable though it seems, Jacob Rees-Mogg will remain an MP.
Polling expert Denys Finch Hatton said: “This is a wake-up call for Britain. The last 14 years and there are still muppets out there voting f**king Tory?
“Yes, they’ll lose 196 seats including all their Red Wall ones and loads they’ve held for decades in the south, but look at the map. There’s still plenty of blue out there, encircling our cities, ready to strike.
“If you’re still voting Conservative after the Johnson-Truss-Sunak combination then there’s something f**king wrong with you. There’s even Reform UK in there to siphon off the proper headbangers and twats are still doing it.
“This poll isn’t something to be celebrated. It confirms that we may turn the tide for a little while – perhaps 10 or 15 years, enough time to repair some of the damage – but the Tories will ruin this country in the end.”
Senior Conservative Lord Frost said: “This poll shows that voters are increasingly turning to left-wing policies. So to win we have to go all the way hard right.”
