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Tory MP to recommend Fairy Non Bio during sleaze debate

A CONSERVATIVE MP is to use today’s Commons sleaze debate to recommend huggably soft for sensitive skin Fairy Non Bio. 

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Idiot Londoner learning to drive

A MORON Londoner is learning to drive in the belief it will get her around the city faster.

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