Mash Blind Date: How the f**k did we manage to rope Margot Robbie into this?

MAN who cannot believe his fucking luck Tom Booker, aged 34, finds himself going on a date with Margot Robbie. She’s a married celebrity and he’s a nobody. Will it work?

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