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Let's move to Wales's worst shithole! This week: Newport, Gwent
Like a fatberg-clogged sewer at the bottom of the Valleys, Newport is easily Wales’s most dismally shit-flecked city and was voted ‘most likely to be built on top of an open Hellmouth’.
The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Vladimir fucking Putin
Vladimir Putin has caused something of an international stir with his decision to invade Ukraine on the pretext that it is not a real country and therefore should be subsumed into a Greater Russia.
Mash Blind Date: 'He made a woman out of me, like the Heart song, up against a toilet wall'
Millie, who works in a shit job for wankers, meets Christian, who is rightly terrified.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
The ex-girlfriends who you’re sending daily pictures of your Wordle to have asked if you can go back to sending daily pictures of your cock.
Warming winter meals, with Colin the emotionally unstable chef
ON these cold nights, I can think of nothing better than roast poussin followed by a comforting damson tart.